Gloria…
Considering that I’d be worrying about EE on top of other BS, I’m going to waste some time “blogging”.
What’s with hidden meanings and suggestive hinting? If you’re going to say it, say it. For example, if I miss my cheeseburger, I go “OMGOMGOMG I <3 MAI CHEEZEBERGER” as opposed to “TODAE I M MISSING THAT THING I MISS <3<3<3OXOOXOXOXOOXOXWTFOXOXOXOXO”
You get my point. Cynical blogging is cynical, and I’m sure nobody gives half a damn about what the hell you have to say about world domination. Wait what?
In true spirit of suggestive hinting, here’s what this post could have looked like (in CAPS of course):
“0MG SO LIEK TODAE I WENT OUT WIF TAHT PERS0N AND TAHT PERS0N WAS SO AWESOME/CUTE/COOL/SEXY/SMART/INTENSE/Adjective/Adjective2/MUAXXXXX TEHN WE HAD TEH MOAST AWESOEM TIEM TO THAT PERS0N I WAS WITH TEH HOLE DAY ILOVEYOUMUAXXAXUAXMAXMUANU9QHG08QBHG0WQEIGN SO IM GONNA TAYK A BRAEK FORM WORK AND SPAEK TO TAHT PERS0N OVER TEH FONE NOW LIEK GOMOGOMZGOMOGMOGMOZMGOMGOZMGOMZOMG”
I’m getting a headache just trying to emulate that POS so I’ll stop.
In all seriousness, say what you want to say, be honest. For example:
Please give me some attention, I enjoy being teased by friends about my so-called “boy/girlfriends” so I will now blast your face with more gossip-fodder, being vague enough so that you will quiz me relentlessly about it. Attention please. PLEASEEEE. MOAR MOAR I NEED MOAR ATTENTION
See? Honesty never hurt anyone.
As a side note, you’d think I’m going somewhere with this…And really, that ladder on the shelf doesn’t do anything for your hair. Huh?
PS; To avoid unpleasant misunderstandings, I wasn’t referring to you ^_^
d(^_^)b o=(^_^o) (0^_^)=o etc
You think a post script marks the end of this post?! HELL NO
(In an attempt to post something of relative value (with respect to the above trash talk about trash talk))
So you think you’ve hit rock bottom. Then life throws you a spade and say “Dig a little deeper little person. Dig! Dig!” Yeah well that’s the way things work. We need to accept the fact that “rock bottom” doesn’t exist. There’s always at least another 6 miles of shit for you to dig through. And, well, the sooner we can accept this fact, the faster we’ll learn the truth. That the best way to live life is to dig slower. Seriously, you’re pretty much in deep deep shit already. Stop digging deeper dumb@$$.
Yes, there are times when you feel like you’re 12 miles of sewage below “rock bottom” and you’re sinking deeper and deeper. Sometimes you might just get lucky and realise, that after sinking 12 miles of crap below “rock bottom”, you find that <thing you like> you were looking for. To give an example:
(A friend of mine actually felt this way)
You exist because somebody needs you (have I said this before?). Everybody wants to be needed. So sometimes you go through life thinking, “I’ve tried everything I can, I’ve given my all, and yet I’m sure they’ll not realise if I just went away.” So before wasting your life away going /wrist all day long, you find out you have made a much greater impression on your friends than you think you had.
Not everyone expresses their feelings/gratitude openly you know ^^
PPS: No “Gloria” is not some secret code between TEH ONE I LOVE and I. It’s just the name of a song. A new song released today ^^
